Eye Opener
Okay, I'm heading back to New York City and here we are at the Greater Peoria Airport.
Look, it's a big tractor.
Hmm...the bar!
And here's the white, marble-topped bar. A couple years ago I got in a spot of trouble in the Cincinnati airport after imbibing beer all day during a failed trip home and I ended up spending the night in the Boone County Jail. Ever since my mom worries about me when I'm traveling and I promised her I wouldn't drink any beer till I got back to my apartment in New York.
So I'm drinking vodka all day. Cheers and I'll be back in a bit. Unless I get arrested.
Reader Comments (11)
But liquor Is quicker. Let's both have one for Cheetah, RIP.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if43oe-B1Tk
Cheers.
Vodka/Tonic/Lime .... very refreshing .....
@Duncester: Ha ha ha! Great clip, thanks! To Cheetah!
@Fat Al: Cheers!
@GENE: The breakfast of champions!
The tractor brought back memories of Caterpillar Tractor...back in the day, Caterpillar was THE COMPANY TO WORK FOR if you lived in Peoria. Is that still the case?
@Jaws: It still is, if Caterpillar ever leaves, this town becomes a ghost town for sure!
MAAAAAAARTTYYY! Hammer down that Vodka chief! You can be a one-man wrecking crew in the Peoria airport. Marty is the best, fuck all the rest!!
ahhahhahahahhaha!!! You little trickster!!! Hope you've had a safe trip home!!
Since this is the Peoria airport, he probably has a lay-over somewhere, which means more opportunity for Marty to OWN airport bars today. TEAR EM UP FROM THE GREAT PLAINS TO THE EAST COAST! Shine on, Marty. Shine on!
@Reggie: Thank you sir and cheers to you!
@Lindsay: Even if it's not safe, I'll be feeling no pain!
@Al Czervik: Thank you, my good man, I'm shining like a new dime!
If you want to get arrested in grand fashion, that bulldozer + eye-opener could be your ticket to News at 11 immortality.