You know, not many people knew it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer. That is because you were taken in by that verdammte Allied propaganda! Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! "Win with Winnie!" Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy. And his ROTTEN painting! Rotten! Hitler, THERE was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! TWO COATS! Churchill. He couldn't even say "Nazi". He would say "Nooooozeeehz, Nooooozeeehz!" It wasn't NOSES, it was NAZIS! Churchill! Let me tell you THIS! And you're hearing this straight from the horse - Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the PANTS off of Churchill!
@Duncester: Ha! I forgot all about that, thanks for the great linkage! When I read, "Mel," at first I thought you were talking about Mel "Suger Tits" Gibson!
Reader Comments (9)
Hitler Techno Bar ? ... UFB !!!
nice concept...does look to be a lot of work...that surprise link is sumthin' else...
"Improvisation is the expression of the accumulated yearnings, dreams, and wisdom of the soul."
--- Yehudi Menuhin
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@GENE: That bar is the definition of UFB!
@rr: Glad you like the new concept and the perfect quote to lead it off with! Thank you sir!
I'm afraid of just what exactly a "cocktail show" entails.
@csp: Springtime for Hitler II?
You know, not many people knew it, but the Führer was a terrific dancer. That is because you were taken in by that verdammte Allied propaganda! Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! "Win with Winnie!" Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy. And his ROTTEN painting! Rotten! Hitler, THERE was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! TWO COATS! Churchill. He couldn't even say "Nazi". He would say "Nooooozeeehz, Nooooozeeehz!" It wasn't NOSES, it was NAZIS! Churchill! Let me tell you THIS! And you're hearing this straight from the horse - Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the PANTS off of Churchill!
@duncester: Ha ha ha! Nice one and I think you've formed the basis for a new TV Show: Dancing With The Hitler!
I think Mel beat us already on that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybuKQf9p5jg
@Duncester: Ha! I forgot all about that, thanks for the great linkage! When I read, "Mel," at first I thought you were talking about Mel "Suger Tits" Gibson!