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May 7, 2011

I know we haven’t had a midnight movie in a couple weeks and I promise next Friday to screen the long-awaited “Fugitive Girls,” but I’ve got a big weekend lined up with plans at night and a ton of shit to do each day, so tonight’s going to be a bit of a quickity, blickity blog.

I’ve been on Twitter for a couple years now, but never really got into it until the last couple weeks. Now I’m having a lot of fun on there and wasting way too much time on it. I always promote my blog on there, but I also try to put some funny stuff on there. And it’s a real challenge because you’ve only got 140 characters to work with. And so now, I present, some of my favorite tweets. (Note: When you see the @symbol and someone else’s Twitter name, that means I’m responding to their tweet, the # symbol is called a hashtag and it’s a reference as to what you’re tweeting about.)

Further reading and watching: Time, NY Times, HubSpot and Marketing Pilgrim.

You might also like: Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yeah Yeah and Yeah.

6 Sheila McAnally Tweets
(The funniest Tweeter I follow!)

If you’re on Twitter, follow Sheila here: Sheila—Mac420

Wait,
Well they don’t love you like I love you.
Maps.

ARCHIVES

(Surprise link...click on it...I dare you!)

ARCHIVES

Reader Comments (19)

Annoying Twitterizations: (haters are gonna hate)
1. Some guy I don't follow tweeted OBL might be dead dead 50 minutes before Obama. (I saw it on TV a day after it happened)
2. Some guy tweeted about the SEAL helicopters in Pakistan as it happened. (I saw it on TV a couple of days after it happened)
3. In Libya and Egypt, Twitter (and Facebook) accounts for people I don't follow were used to bypass a media blockade. There is even some Egyptian who named his kid Facebook. (I saw it on TV a week after it happened)

Therefore all non-social media is obsolete and irrelevant. (I saw that on TV story too. The story discussed events that happened a week to two months beforehand.)

P.S. What? There's a tattoo above your ass? Is it Gumby related?

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercsp

My faovortie tweet of yours: the cap in the ass! Fave Sheilia tweet: the masturbation one! LMAO! I need to get on Twitter now!

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBarfly

I don't get Twitter .... I draw the line there ... it doesn't make much sense to me ..... I don't care about people's mindless 140 characters of crapola ...

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

@GENE: I agree,,,I don't get twitter either. Why not find something useful in life rather than waste it telling the world all this mindless bullshit. @MAD: I know lot's of people use twitter, just not for me.

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterAl

Quit tempting me to get on twitter! I spend enough time online as is. Beautiful NightCap song. Not what I would have expected.

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterkari

@csp: You should throw your TV out the window and just get all your information off Twitter!

@Barfly: Sheila Mac cracks me up! I get a laugh from her everyday.

@GENE: To each their own, I have fun on there.

@Al: Mindless bullshit needs to be said from time to time as far as I'm concerned! There's not enough silly in the world. To me being silly = useful.

@JHwang: Glad you got a chuckle out of this!

@kari: That's a great version of Maps. I love the Yeah Yeah Yeahs!

May 7, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

Marty...I share your love of children (God knows, you've heard me bitching about the little sawed off ill-mannered, out-of-control hillbillies running around loose in my neighborhood) and if I'm ever accepted as a contestant - aspiring chef on 'Hell's Kitchen, leave it to me to come up with an entree gauranteed to leave Chef Gordon Ramsay apoplectic for the first time in his life.

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterJaws the Cabbie

@MAD: Maybe you're right, I guess the revolution will not be televised, but it might be a tad inane.

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercsp

@Jaws: I would love to see that episode! If it happens, I'll put up a tweet about it!

@csp: I think the revolution will be a Tad Friend. http://twe.ly/I3kb

May 7, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

The revolution might be televised, but everyone will be too busy texting to notice. Sheila's funny.

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBiff

@Biff: Sheila's hilarious! I think that the revolution will be streamed live on NetFlix. With no surcharge! I love NetFlix, they're revolutionary.

May 7, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

I won $521 on the Kentucky Derby today !

PARTY !!!!!!!!

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

congrats goes out to GENE...raisin' a toast to you...damn i thought i was the only person in the universe that doesn't tweet...mainly because there not enough time in the day...but like MAD says to each his own...

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
J. Edgar Hoover
rr

May 7, 2011 | Unregistered Commenterraginrr

@GENE: Holy shitballs! Drinks are on GENE! Come to NYC and spend some of it!

@rr: Yes, to each their own! And I bet J. Edgar Hoover was wearing a dress when he said that!

May 8, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

@MAD ... I'll be back in 12 days ! ... the 16oz Buds are on me !

May 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

@GENE: It takes a Big Man to buy a Tall Boy.

May 8, 2011 | Unregistered Commentercsp

@csp ... hell, 16oz Buds for you also ! ... come on down !

May 8, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterGENE

@GENE: Looking forward to it, as always!

May 8, 2011 | Registered CommenterMarty After Dark

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