Saturday, March 12, 2011
Midnight Movie/My Apartment @12:17 am
Union Square
I thought tonight we’d pop over to Union Square Park, get a couple shots and watch the MAD Friday night midnight movie. I’m still fine-tuning things here at MAD and I’ve decided to add a littel twist to it. When I tried to do the movie “After Hours,” I found I was taking too many shots and it would’ve taken forever to put up. Plus that many shots on one post really slows the page-loading process down. So from here on in, I’m going to try and show a movie using just ten key frames from the movie to tell the tale of the film. It’ll either work or it won’t, but most importantly, to quote Cool Hand Luke: “It’ll be something to do.” Okay, let’s check out the park and then start the movie. Oh, and speaking of the movie, it’s one of my favorites, “Reservoir Dogs.”
And here we go. Goddamn, it's still chilly out here. I can't wait for it to warm up.
Deja...
Vu.
Bravo!
Here's my corner. You know what? It's cold out here, we'll go to the park another time, I'm going home and starting the movie.
Shit, the only subtitles available are in Spanish. Oh bien, that's qué consigo para comprar esto de un vendedor ambulante. Hora para usted toda de ir a sus traductores en línea para el resto de la película.
Oh, y yo sepa there' s 12 enmarca aquí, pero el marco y la conclusión del título enmarcan don' cuenta de t. Buonas noches todos y le ve mañana después de obscuridad.
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What I love about Reservoir Dogs is that it’s a dialogue-driven movie, much like the first MAD movie, Glengarry Glen Ross. Here’s some of my favorite lines.
So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? Gigglin' and laughin' like a bunch of young broads sittin' in a schoolyard.
Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.
Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
You don't need proof when you have instinct.
If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop.
If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.
But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds.
What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
I'd go over twelve percent for that.
All right ramblers, let's get rambling!
Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle!
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan aren't ya?
Excuse me, Mr. Pink, but I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee.
Cough up a buck you cheap bastard.
Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt.
How about a little fire, Scarecrow?
Why am I Mr. Pink?
Because you're a faggot, alright?
Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I don't know what - comin' out of my right.
Yeah, "Mr. Pink" sounds like "Mr. Pussy". Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple.
You're not Mr. Purple. Somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!
Staying here's goofy. We gotta book up.
Let’s get to work.
Further reading: Movie Mistakes, NY Times review, Reservoir Bunnies and Drew’s Script-O-Rama.
25 Comments
Reader Comments (25)
Me encanta el café! El café es bueno! No puedo hacer suficiente café!
My espanol is pretty fucking shitty.. so i posted on FB in americano..
If you or "B' wants to repost in spanish you or he can:)
one of my all time fave movies.. and Mr Pink is one of my heroes.
right on up there with Beaker.
Thank you Marty
@Eugenio: ¡Charla agradable del café! ¿Puede Marty después de obscuridad hacer un episodio en el castillo del Burp?
@Gidgie: ¡Gracias por la actualización del facebook! El americano está muy bien allí.
Never cared for the "dumb-goon-shoot-em-up" movies, but Harvey Keitel was always an interesting actor. And I loved "Little Green Bag!"
"Lo siento no hablo español"
Where the fuck did you get that Bootleg DVD?
From some street vendor? Haha.
One of my Top 5 Films of all time.
Some of the best dialogue ever written.
Keep up the good work Rambler!
@Marty： 飽嗝城堡從前大 - 我是不太一定的大約現在？
@Aaron: All the tunes in this movie are great, but I love "Little Green Bag" the best. Such an obvious pot song!
@"Boris:" I got it on the street, from a Spanish vendor! Time to get rambling, Rambler!
@GENE: It's 對我的所有希臘人.
FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKIN' DYING HERE! I'M FUCKIN' DYING!
(Vete a la mierda! Vete a la mierda! Me estoy tirando a morir aquí! Me estoy tirando a morir!)
@cp: Are you quoting from Spiderman on Broadway?
Madsen scene an all timer with the late gerry rafferty playing. Buscemi is a very underrated actor and I was watching him in a movie now, Trees Lounge. Also, Little green bag, a great, great song, parts of it sounds like Tom Jones singing, to me.
@ مارتي : اذهب لها الليلة تشيز برجر اليونانية! أنا حقا مثل غوغل ترجمة... هذا هو متعة!
@Al: I love Trees Lounge, plan on going there one of these weekends. The bar that they filmed it at is still standing in Queens, a MAD follower sent me the address. I need to find that email.
@GENE: ???? I can't find that language! You've stumped me!
Marty: Go have a Greek night cheeseburger! I really like Google Translate ... This is fun!
-From the infidel known as GENE
¿quién tiene tiempo para los traductores? tiempo para otros 45!
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That would be great if you made it out to Trees Lounge. Its actually called "Assembly Bar" and it looks exactly like it did in the movie, at least from the outside pictures. Its at 73 Cooper Ave, Glendale/Queens.
@cp: You crazy infidel you!
@rr: ¡Usted hace al parecer! ¿O es española su segunda lengua?
@Al: I'll definitely be stopping out there, I need to watch the movie again first.
I wonder if you'll ever do a movie I've seen. Another classic that I have never watched, good thing I have that Netflix account. I'll just consider you my queue recommendor.
Ha! This was a good one! I'm too lazy to go to the Google translate! LOL! I've always loved that song, but never have seen the video. I love how he shooshes us to be quiet at the end as they stalk the woman with the grass eating horse. Lots of pot references in the video and song. Mucho Grande!
MAD...damn you got me,,,but only the engrish to spanish...doesn't really mean i have the time...
kari...and i thought i had a sheltered life...
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@kari: I love Netflix!
@Barfly: The end of that cracks me up too and the title to the song is the biggest clue!
@rr: Time is a precious commodity indeed!
Beating a dead horse, but still...
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Reservoir-Dogs-ORIG-SPAIN-POSTER-Quentin-Tarantino-RARE-/270706494540?pt=UK_DVD_Film_TV_Film_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item3f075d4c4c
@cp: ¡Magnífico!
rr, that's what happens when you grow up in Utah.
Is it true that in Spain they show movies on the wrong side of the road?
@Biff: ¡Ha ha ha!