Ham Sandwich and The Glory Hole Santa
I thought I'd have a sandwich before I went out, so I went to the corner deli and got a ham and cheese on rye.
The only problem here is that it's all ham. There's no cheese to balance it out. I don't think I've ever had a pure ham sandwich. It's kind of like slapping two pieces of bread on Porky the Pig's butt and biting in. Kind of of a gross mental image to have before dinner time!
Luckily, there's plenty of beer for dessert!
Okay, let's head out and see what the night brings! It's freezing out here!
Glory hole Santa alert! O, O, O!
Yikes, that was scary, let's walk down to 14th Street and see what's happening there. Oh, by the way, they also put mayonnaise on the ham sandwich and I hate mayonnaise. I guess it could've been worse, they could've slathered the thing with Crown Ketchup!
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Santa's glory hole might have been a good place to stuff that deficient ham sandwich...
jesus fucking christ that is disgusting...
did they premake the sandwich..
thats packaged ham.. not even cut to order..
and mayo is gross on anything..
i'd have taken it back and shoved it up there asses.
I so could not eat that without spewing on you...
the ham needs to be thinner and not from oscar fucking mayer.
they shoved it all in the middle so you gag when you bite into it.
and ham without cheese makes it a fucking ham sandwich and probaly why mama cass choked on one.. no cheese to balance it out.. i bet that is the deli that killed her.. lynch them!
@Jaws: Perfect place for that sandwich!
@Gidgie: Nice rant!
Santa's O-face.