Ketchup and the Angry 7-Eleven Man
I have to admit, I've been obsessing over ketchup lately and I'm wondering what kinds of god-awful brands they must stock in 7-Eleven. Let's go look.
God I hate these places. They're so brightly lit they look kind of like a surgical room gone horribly wrong, with fumes of bad meat drifting in and out.
Speaking of bad meat, here's a couple of Venereal Diseased Hot Dogs. Deeelish!
Okay, I think I see the condiments section at the end of this aisle.
Well, I apologize to 7-Eleven, all they stock is Heinz. That still doesn't make up for their scary-ass rib sandwich, though!
Speaking of scary-ass things, seconds after I shot this a guy grabbed my arm and screamed out, "What are you doing?"
"Let go of my arm," I said pushing him away. "I'm taking pictures of ketchup," I told him when he released his grip on me.
"No pictures in here!" He yelled at me, even though he was less than half a foot away from me.
"I'm just taking pictures of ketchup," I told him amazed at how worked up he was.
"No pictures in my store," He continued to bark out in a Tourette's-like manner.
We argued back and forth and I told him it was a public place, he asked if I would like it if he came to my home and took pictures and I told him I could care less. Then I told him I lived two blocks away and invited him over to take pictures of my ketchup. He declined.
After awhile it got old, so I left, pounded on the window and took a photo of the angry 7-Eleven Man.
And once more with feeling! Goodbye, asshole!
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This might be the best post since Show World !
That is sooo fucking awesome!I want to put that on my facecrack!
GIVE'EM HELL MARTY! Fuck that jerkoff even if he does stock Heinz!
THE KETCHUP NAZI! "NO KETCHUP FOR YOU!" Bwaaaahahahaaaa! I guess you're really gonna miss the taste of those dried up nasty little death weenies to, or so he thinks....
@GENE: Ha ha ha! Thanks, even as we were yelling at each other, I kept thinking: "This is going to be a great post!"
@Gidgie: Feel free to facecrack away!
@Reggie Thistleton: Hell hath been given! He was really pissed when I took those window shots. I was hoping he'd come out, but he didn't.
@Jaws: "The Ketchup Nazi..." Ha ha ha! Perfect!
I'll admit it. Your Ketchup Reichsführer experience reminded me of this.
It's kind of funny, your parting shot makes it look like the Sleven Gauleiter is labelled "Bananas".
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
@csp: Ha ha ha! I forgot all about that video! Nice one! Oh and this shit is...bananas!
I didn't notice at first - because one is staring at the guy's middle finger ....... but his chicky co-worker in the background looks embarrassed for him .....
Heinz is the best. When I was traveling around the Caribbean..there were British travelers who brought their ketchup with them..it was Heinz. I have tried others,but this one is the best. Welcome back, Marty,
@GENE: I felt a little sorry for her being stuck in the middle of all of that, but I didn't start it!
@Melanie: Thanks, I hope you're having a good time on your vacation!
How about a return trip today to get some pictures of the various meat jerkys? Maybe the owner can be the sasquatch guy from from the commercials and you can fuck with him until he kicks you through a window of something.
@Terry: Ha ha ha! Good idea, but I don't feel like getting kicked through a window tonight. Maybe next week!
@MAD: Like the new format of the blog.
@Terry: Thanks, it's fun to do it this way. A little more work, but at the end of the night it's over, so I don't have to worry about it the next day. I appreciate you following it, as always!
HA HA HA! What a dick! I do have to say, though, that may be the cleanest 7-Eleven I've ever seen.
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