May 5, 2011
Last week while walking home from my parents hotel I was walking through Times Square and saw an abomination a store that I had no idea existed. It’s a store called M&M’s World and it’s a store that is three floors high and sells nothing but M&M candy and accessories. Yes, Virginia, M&M’s now come with accessories...at least at this store. I thought this would be a perfect Times Square place to play...Tourist Trap OR A Place That’s Actually Worth Checking Out.
And we're off. Goddamn, it's cold out for May.
Deedle dee dee...fresh air...deedle dee dee...Times Square!
Fuck, it's after 11:00 o'clock at night and it's as bright as daytime here with all the lights. I hate it here!
Did I mention I hate it here? Oh, good.
And here we are, the M&M...and M&M and M store. Mmmmm.
Three floors of shopping!
They've got t-shirts on the first floor.
And on the second floor they've got...t-shirts.
And on the third floor...more t-shirts! Where the fuck is the candy in this place?
This guy has a vested interest in the t-shirts! I'm cracking myself up over here!
M&M coke spoons! Great...but I want candy!
Ask and ye shall receive. Vats of the elusive M&M candies.
Another satisfied customer.
She stocked up. If she only knew she could get the same product at the Duane Reade a block away at half the price.
Photo Booth!
Goodnight everybody, see you tomorrow after dark.
The Verdict!
Tourist Trap OR A Place That’s Actually Worth Checking Out?
Souvenir
Shit I forgot to get a souvenir...wait, I know...
I'd rather buy my M&M's from this guy, anyway.
M&M's World
1600 Broadway (Between 48th & 49th St)
212-295-3850
Further reading and watching: New York Magazine, ToDoCandy, INCYDK and TCPBG.
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Wikipedia
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(Surprise link...click on it...I dare you!)
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Bonus Facebook Update Found By "Boris!"
"Boris" found this timely update on facebook the other day. It kind of tells it's own story, thanks Daddio!
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Bonus Jaws Art
Jaws combined the worlds of Wall Drug and the M&M World below. Thanks, Jaws!